Al's Top Ten Things Taught At Morningland

10) My DNA is slowly mutating. In 7 years I will be a full clone. (22 years later, I'm actually three clones!)

9) If I don't make my ascension, then none of the 144,000 do either. All of us go or none of us go.

8) If I don't bring 10 people into the ashram, then I will be unable to make my ascension. And neither will you. (See #9)

7) I agreed to #8 at a meeting that I do not remember attending on a dimension that I could not perceive channeled by an individual who had everything to gain from my believing this.

6) Love alone can get you home, but to stay in Morningland you'll have to put out.

5) Love is what you feel when you're afraid of losing someone. This one I'm going to leave alone, although for the longest time this seemed to be more about emotional attachment, the grieving process of 9-11 has caused me to rethink my irreverence on this one. So, I'll give Donato the benefit of the doubt for #5. : )

4) We are all two. Us and them, those who are in and those who are out.

3) Spiritual healing is possible. As is milking it as a marketing tool.

2) The temple was the only place where we were safe when it was really the only place where many of us felt afraid.

1) That the side of light was somehow a better place to be than in the darkness when in reality, light and shadow make up one. (This is a modification of #4, we are all two.)