Morningland Orders Demystified
Abbott: a title given to male disciples that made them feel superior. For a few days, months, years. Depends on how long you lasted at it.
Ambasador: a title given to male and female disciples. See Abbott.
Apollo 5: see Abbot above, or ask Reed. Not to be confused with an early NASA mission including three astronauts and a rocket. It is unknown whether there were only five Apollos or if this is the fifth group of Apollos. Also see: Apollo 100, the one hit wonders who had a hit in 1972 with "Joy" a rock arrangement of J.S. Bach's Jesu, Joy of Man's Desirings. Not a bad cut, if you're into that sort of thing.
Banton: See Aruncachella. There was supposed to be a bunch of them someday, but numbers dwindled rather than increased.
Brahman: what all women wanted to be according to Patricia. Aka Vulcan.
Brahmanchini: a female Brahman, AKA Sananda. Also: spicy Italian dish (see Celta)
C-4 Bhakti: See Rhoda. The history of C-1, C-2, and C-3 Bahkti is unknown. See Apollo 5.
Chela: See Abbott, but both women and men.
Council: aka Inner Circle. vewwwwwy impowwwtant peeeepoo. There is no official statement in regards to the rumor that suggests the "inner circle" was actually a reference to a portion of the female anatomy.
Disciple: Used to be the entry level Morningland church member. You got this cool medalion for just 15 bucks too. Now, the disciples are the elite who can enter the inner sanctum of the White Lotus Temple thingy at 7th and Molino.
EWS: Probably related to Lamas. Some believe that the original meaning was an abbreviation for "early warning system" which was kind of accurate when they were all sent away, the rest of us were warned.
Gopi: See Dorie. In Hindu mythology, one of the lovers of Krishna. Not a bad concept if you're a guy who likes variety.
Harijon: Chelas but generally shorter and with a cooler uniform. Harijons as a group lasted longer than the Chelas.
Kamazi: Aka Kamanazi, Kamakazi. Probably one of those titles created by a woman who knows not how to spell! Thus, all those scribes. :) Anyway, see Abbott. Men only.
Kushetria: 12 women in another dimension. A few became Sri's Gopis. (Tais, Kriya, Chokru.)
Lama: very fluffy men and women. Watch out, they spit. See Chela.
Lamazi: The offspring of a Lama and a Kamazi. Also see Kamalamazi when offspring's genes are kamazi dominant.
Michael: Only two that we know of, Chokru and Tomacavi, but Neil Young is too just doesn't know it yet according to the Christ in female form.
New Centurion: Became old. Turned into Chelas.
OTC: Officer's Training Corp: turned into Chelas too.
Posidio: More Chelas.
Rainbow Shield: the downfall of the EWS. Originally were in charge of kissing butts, and running errands. Professionals (for awhile) in keeping their mouths shut and obeying the most incredibly mundane orders.
Sananda: Women, or Jesus. Take your pick. I always got confused with this one as did one of the women in the temple after Donato died.
Tribunal: Almost a male Gopi. Well almost a gopi, the maleness was rarely questioned. See Abbott. Not Costello.
Vulcan: brahmans with pointy ears.
Zaranon: see Kamazi.
