June Astromedy
The sun's in Gregarious Gemini this month and he's invited a bunch of his friends to party with him in one of your 12 houses. What's up with THAT? Are they kicking up dirt in your 12th house, or maybe organizing themselves into a redecorating detail in your homey 4th? Just where are you experiencing this concentration of energies?
You Scorpio Risings aren't getting much sleep these days with that chatty cocktail party of planets disrupting your 8th house with disturbing issues emerging from your Jungian Id. You could take advantage of Mars in your 8th and you know, like, cut the tapes! June Keyword: Recapitulation.
Gemini Rising, on the other hand, could use some hand cuffs right about now. And NO, I was not thinking the Gemini Risings would be visiting the Scorpio Risings' 8th house with those hand cuffs. I just mean they were getting a bit, um, "expressive" with Sun, Venus and Mars doing the hand-jive in their 1st house. June Keyword: Manicure!
Well, how is everyone else feeling? Aries Rising seems to have a lot of 3rd house ammunition to fuel their enthusiastic discussions about themselves. Maybe they'll do us all a favor and take advantage of Mars in their 3rd house and take a short trip somewhere! June Keyword: Road Trip!
Taurus Rising's second house looks like a Pin Ball machine, and so does your stock portfolio, you wacky Bull. Stop goofing around! You're making the rest of us investors nervous wrecks! Take advantage of the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction still in Taurus and fund your IRA already, would ya? June Keyword: E-Trade.
Cancer Rising. Oh, never mind. Cancer Rising is unavailable at the moment. She's having way too much fun with all those 12th house dreams and then using Mercury in the first to write them all down. With Mars and Venus in your 12th house, WHAT could you be dreaming about? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. June Keyword: Bubble Bath!
Hoo-Wee! Party in Leo Rising's 11th House! BYOB! Most Leo Risings are probably socializing their great big heads off, but some of you are actually redefining your goals in life and then recruiting Mars to help you fight for what you want. Way to Go, Big Guy! June Keyword: Team work!
Just WHAT are you picking at today, Virgo Rising? Rather than spend your energies this month telling everyone what's wrong with their projects at work, how about YOU grab hold of something you really want and show them how it REALLY can be done! You've got the Sun and Venus to make you look good and Mars to fuel your drive. You Go, Virgo Rising! June Keyword: Starbucks!
Libra Rising. Hi Darling! You're looking quite fetching today. J What'cha studying? Ooooo, it's a book on the most romantic five-star inns in Europe. A vacation? Ah, that sounds utterly FABulous! Have fun, sweetie. Send me a post card! June Keyword: Belgian Chocolates!
Sagittarius Rising: Wherever those planets are, I know you found something to play with. Oh jeez — they're in your 7th house. OK, Sag, you may think its's fun to poke and prod your mate's foibles, but — watch out. Mars is in your 7th and it's just possible that you're having a flare-up of your chronic foot-in-mouth disease and your ticking people off! June Keyword: Say It With Flowers!
Capricorn Rising: All that planetary energy in the 6th house would exhaust the normal person, but you're in heaven! Between your Karma Yoga and Work, you're getting caught up on everything. Do yourself a favor — schedule your annual physical, too. Then come over to my house and help me do my yard work! June Keyword: Barbecue (clean it, too!)
Spring is in the Air and in your step, you frisky Aquarius Rising! And the Sun is shining on that Mars-Venus conjunction in your 5th house. You social butterfly, you! I have only one word for you this time of year: CONDOMS.
Pisces Rising: Oh, dreamy little Pisces, snuggled in your happy home, walking around in your comfy jammies and fuzzy slippers, wrapping yourself up in your favorite Romance novels, curling up on the Love Seat savoring bonbons, interrupting your musings only to waddle to the kitchen to cook fabulous gourmet meals… I hope you're married to a Capricorn Rising because SOMEONE has to clean up after you this month. June Keyword: Weight Watchers!
Coming Next Month: I don't have a clue! I may impulsively run away to Uruba! Or learn how to cook! The Sun will be in Cancer, my 9th house. Maybe someone will arrive from exotic foreign lands and cook for ME! I'm so excited, I can hardly wait. But we've got to get through the Full Moon (in Sag) opposite a Sun-Mars-Venus conjunction (in late Gemini) the 16th and 17th. In light of the inner planet aspect stresses, I must caution you Geminis to keep your hands to yourself! And Sagittarius — It doesn't matter what you say, it's GOING to come out wrong. So just Hush Up!
