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The Das Boys

Sunfleur — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:25:46 +0000

Penny/Quota and Terry/Zanos discuss the pressing questions of our time.

Penny Said	Terry Said
Hey Terry, how come up in Long Beach there were so darn many Das boys? What’s up with that?
	Well, let’s see. They had Ayer, Ishvara, Kumar, (what was Randy’s Das?) and Para Das.
They not only had one Para Das, they had a Pair o’ Para Das.
	And a Pair of Dockers, too.
Sheesh. But Terry, how come there were so many Das-es?
	It’s because they didn’t have Windows! So everyone had to use DOS.
Except those Sri converted to Unix.
	So, what do you call it when you put a Das boy on sabbatical?
Das Boot !

Sunfleur’s Top 10 Sri Teachings

Sunfleur — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:14:01 +0000

10) My DNA is slowly mutating. In 7 years I will be a full clone. (28 years later, I’m actually four clones!)

9) If I don’t make my ascension, then none of the 144,000 do either. All of us go or none of us go. (This doesn’t bode especially well for those left… sorry folks.)

8) If I don’t bring 10 people into the ashram, then I will be unable to make my ascension. And neither will you. (See #9)

7) I agreed to #8 at a meeting that I do not remember attending on a dimension that I could not perceive channeled by an individual who had everything to gain from my believing this. (So what’s the problem?)

6) Love alone can get you home, but to stay in Morningland you’ll have to put out. Honestly, I never had any particular problem with this one, but others did. :/

5) Love is what you feel when you’re afraid of losing someone. (The way that Sri was sending people away once the building was paid off, it certainly does seem like Sri was not afraid of losing thousands of adoring disciples.)

4) We are all two. Us and them, those who are in and those who are out.

3) Spiritual healing is possible. As is milking it as a marketing tool.

2) The temple was the only place where we were told we were safe when it was really the only place where many of us felt afraid.

1) That the side of light was somehow a better place to be than in the darkness when in reality, light and shadow make up one. (This is a variation of #4, we are all two.)

Official Exer T-Shirts!

Sunfleur — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:10:47 +0000

“The Out Disciple”

On Probation? On Sabbatical?
On your butt banished forever
from the mothership?

You got sriek’d!

“The Ex-er”

Outside, but still a portion of the whole.
In and out, Yin and Yang
We are all one.

“The Disciple”

Remember the battle for your soul?
Remind others too with your very own
I survived the Battle of Kurukshetra
T-Shirt.

“The Chela”

Take back your sub-atomic pride
and shout it from the rooftops…
I’m queer to be a quark!

For the Kids

The Zen Garden is no place for a desert dweller!
After 25 years, its time to FREE THINUS !!!

Tarot Revisited

Sunfleur — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:09:57 +0000

So, there’s this great script online that allows you to change the captions to your favorite tarot cards. Its one of many that are out there, all following in the footsteps of the now infamous church sign generator.

Here are some of the changes that gave me an irreverent grin: